Friday, May 25, 2007

"Party, Party, Party - that's our image"


I was speaking to my cousin yesterday and she works with a girl that did ‘party boobs’ on the weekend.

Well, I didn’t know either. Until yesterday.

Party boobs, are when you get saline injected into your breasts and they get really big like you’ve had implants. But then it wears off in a few days. Gives the saying ‘Having a big night out’ a new meaning doesn’t it.

The saline is a natural product, something that's already in our bodies, so apparently you don't have any risk of allergy or adverse effect. Apparently it’s been available for a couple of years.

So you can just go to your doctors,and have your boobs pumped up. Just like going to the servo and getting your tyres pumped up.

But it scares me – what if it’s like tyres – what happens if you pump one up a bit much and you have a blowout!

It scares me. Imagine what would happen if you’re making love and Bang - you go skidding off the bed. And one of your boobs flies and hits the wall.


I don’t think our doctors have thought this through enough.

Monday, May 14, 2007

I'm gonna learn me some new words...

I don't a have a particularly strong vocabulary. It's pretty weak. It's like little choir boy arms. But I'm gonna fix this. HOW? Give myself 3 - 5 new words a week to use as frequently as I can. To the right is the first list of words I am going to start with. But after this week, I'll be taking suggestions from all you bookbusters. Give me some big wanky words guys!