I was speaking to my cousin yesterday and she works with a girl that did ‘party boobs’ on the weekend.
Well, I didn’t know either. Until yesterday.
Party boobs, are when you get saline injected into your breasts and they get really big like you’ve had implants. But then it wears off in a few days. Gives the saying ‘Having a big night out’ a new meaning doesn’t it.
The saline is a natural product, something that's already in our bodies, so apparently you don't have any risk of allergy or adverse effect. Apparently it’s been available for a couple of years.
So you can just go to your doctors,and have your boobs pumped up. Just like going to the servo and getting your tyres pumped up.
But it scares me – what if it’s like tyres – what happens if you pump one up a bit much and you have a blowout!
It scares me. Imagine what would happen if you’re making love and Bang - you go skidding off the bed. And one of your boobs flies and hits the wall.
I don’t think our doctors have thought this through enough.
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Good Lord. I can't think of anything else to say. I'm still in shock.
I MUST get some of these immediately.
Surely that can't be right.
What happens when it all goes away?
I mean, the idea of pissing out your boobs after a couple of days is concerning enough, but do you end up with really nasty saggy stretched yuck post-saline boobs?
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